Do you know what I learnt today?
Epilators are fucking painful! That shit hurts like a BITCH!
Whoever invented epilators hates women and people with
hair.
People who use them regularly must hate themselves. This shit is worse than cutting yourself. Seriously, emo kids, go buy an epilator and pull out some hair.
Self harm to a whole new level.
Waxing hurts less. So much less.
Come join
Hollaback Boys already!
We have a Jared Leto and a Colin Farrell now. Sexy.
My Irwin Sparkes needs a buddy for tea parties(or maybe more ;] )
Slash, slash, slash.
"We bring ourselves down
And build ourselves up in disappointment
How fragile we are
So fragile we are, we just don't show it
We'll shake up this town
And shoot down the stars for our enjoyment
So sexy we are
So sexy we are, we just don't know it..." - Shooting Down the Stars by Gym Class Heroes
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